Short jokes
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Chupapi Muñañyo
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
LET'S GOOOO!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.