Short jokes
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
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What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.