Short jokes
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
"North America, best America."
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
I hit my friend.
He's dead now.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)