Short jokes
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
I bet Kobe failed flying school.