I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Short Jokes
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
My classmates?
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?