Short jokes
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Chupapi Muñañyo
Cool little titbit.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Your mum!
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Your face.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Ed is dumb.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
No, you!
Black dog is gay.
The South.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.