What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Short Jokes
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.