Short jokes
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.