Short jokes
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Let’s stick together!
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...