Short jokes
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko