Short jokes
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
What does your head come out of... your brain?
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Where is this pic of me in my bra?