Short jokes
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Anyone know sadgirl101?
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Vagina?
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
Orphans can't find the home page.