Short jokes
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
My name is Myria, my right nut.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"