Short jokes
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Dean's sex life.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
Raffie?
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Lolehenedhdbwbsidjb.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.