Short jokes

You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

I can't stop thinking about those beans.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.

I am a sheep.

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

Hey Max, what's up? The sky.

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

What do butts say?

"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"

What did Love name his daughter?

Sweetheart. ♥

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

Girls are whores.

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.

Uranus spins on its side.

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.

What is a dog with only two legs? A human.