Short jokes
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
Every moon has a silver lining.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
My son.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!