Short jokes
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I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
All germs are from GERMany.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*