Short jokes
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
I fell down yesterday.
My life.
Kill me, please.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
I'm a recovering cake addict.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.