All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Short Jokes
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. β€οΈ
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhπ§
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.