Short jokes

Short jokes

Sauce

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

Sentence

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

Orphan

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

Mirror

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Guitar

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

Guy

A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

Because he is in a prison cell.

Sally

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

Duck

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

A quack head!

My mom must be a duck then...

Death

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

Death

He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.