Short jokes
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Isaac
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
I fell down yesterday.
My life.
Kill me, please.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.