Short jokes
Your Fortnite win rate.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Test.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Raffie?
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.