Short jokes
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Pedophiles smell good.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
"North America, best America."
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?