How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Short Jokes
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
What is 2+2? Fish.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Penis.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails