Short jokes
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
God is good. God is great.
When the card declines on child insurance.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Boobies!
"Deznuts up your ass."
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!