Short jokes

Short jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Idiot

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

Girl

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

Pig

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

Vagina

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

Mum

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Guy

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

Man

What does a middle aged man live in?

A retarded kid he keeps in the van.

Orphan

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Sex

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

Rapper

Why did the rapper sit on the stool?

Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!

Booty

Why don't booties make good drummers?

They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.