Short jokes
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Poopies in my undies.
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
This for you roman y e e e nt
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Condoms are for pussies.