Short jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.