Short jokes
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Pacman 200 balls
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Laugh.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅