Short jokes
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What goes moo? Cow.
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Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
My grades.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
Seriously, who wants dicks?
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.