Short jokes
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Baka!
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
You're gay, stop reading.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.