Short jokes
Poopies in my undies.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
This for you roman y e e e nt
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Condoms are for pussies.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!