Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Short Jokes
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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Sub to Pwediepie!
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."