Short jokes
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Dcexcedcrd.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Pacman 200 balls
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."