Short jokes
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
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Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!