Short jokes

Short jokes

Homework

So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅

Pussy

If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.

Nude

What happens when you search nudes on my phone?

Nothing, I don't have any.

Finger

Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

#HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

Knife

When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.

By the way, have you seen my sister?

Dad

I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭

Mama

Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!

Woman

What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?

My last if she knows what's good for her.

Cow

So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.

Pig

What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic Park.