Short jokes
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What goes moo? Cow.
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Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O