Short jokes
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
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If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
"Baaad boy."
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Drawned.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.