I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
Short Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
How many feet are in feet?
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
My name has "anus" in it.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...