Short jokes
16 is a knight? Mail.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Cameron Boyce
China should be a baseball team.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"