When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
Short Jokes
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Cuddle with you.🙂
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Orphan
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜