Short jokes
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Boobies!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Curry must hurry.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Go to community, I'm bored.
Dog.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
There are multiple. That’s the joke.