Short jokes
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
God bless the shooting that happened.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Dog.