Short jokes
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Buccellati
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Haha, you're gay!
ABBaS.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Drawned.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.