Short jokes
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What the sigma?
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Wait, that's me.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.