Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.