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Octopus

8 years ago

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.

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  • Octopus

    4 years ago

    What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.

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  • Oyster

    7 years ago

    I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.

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  • Snail

    4 years ago

    Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?

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