Short jokes
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What is a dog?
An animal.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Iron Man dies.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Stinky Steve.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
"Mitchnite burger."
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.