Short jokes
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
Tyler
9/11.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
Fortnite
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.