Short jokes
"1v1 me bitch!"
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Hi. Did sskskss sis askance ddodks sjissmsnsiam a sksddkddd mc?
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
More like your anus.
I fucked your girl.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.