Short jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her π
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.