Short jokes
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
He he he.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Ligma.
Balls.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.