Short jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
God bless the shooting that happened.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
ASH
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.