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Short Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
You're gay, stop reading.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.