Short jokes
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
There are more than 2 genders.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!