Short jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
He he he.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Ligma.
Balls.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.