Short jokes
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
You look as fat as a pig.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
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Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"