Short jokes

Short Jokes

Name

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

Shower

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

Nut

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Kid

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Privacy

Me: Spell "I cup."

My Friend: I see you pee.

Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!

My Friend: Oh hehe O-O

Forehead

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.

Tooth

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

Funeral

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

Orphanage

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

Orphan

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?