Mumma jokes
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
My mum's a carrot.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.