Mumma jokes
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
My mum's a carrot.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.