Mumma jokes

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.

When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!

Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.

This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

My mum's a carrot.

What does a mother fear most?

Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.