I want to be a pilot.
Short Jokes
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Ratio.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."