Short jokes
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
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What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
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How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Mosely in a white van.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Little Johnny died.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Psyonix's OCE servers.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.