Short jokes
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
penis balls cum <3
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.