Short jokes
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
The earth is flat.
My friends.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.