Short jokes
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
I breathe in African food.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What is mad cow disease?
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
When the card declines on child insurance.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.