Short jokes
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
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Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.