Short jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
Davin is a pedo.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Owo
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
Greg is a pedo.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.