Short jokes

What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?

What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?

I don't know... I'm from China.

How do kill a redneck?

Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.

How do you poop?

A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.

He yells, "Hello ladies!"

My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.

We never met again.

How do you know someone is autistic?

They get stuck in a loop very often.

I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.

Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.

I know my jokes suck.

I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?

I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."

Guess what?

Good guess.

A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.

Why couldn’t the midget talk?

Because someone stepped on him.

Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.

Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.