Short jokes
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Curry must hurry.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Go to community, I'm bored.
Dog.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!