Short jokes
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Sans
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
I fucc mi brother.
Tilted Towers is gone.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
when the sus.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.