Short jokes
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Emo
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Help me...
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"