Short jokes
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
I fucc mi brother.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Tilted Towers is gone.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
when the sus.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
My friends.