Short jokes

Short jokes

Ear

What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...

Trash

Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.

Vegetable

The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Bunny

Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!

Woman

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

High

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

Number

I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

Sike, that's the wrong number!

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Wall

Why does Trump build a wall?

There’s such a thing as a ladder.

Shit

What's harder than taking a shit?

Trying to take a shit while constipated!

Misfortune

Today; worst day ever.

My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.