Short jokes
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?
"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic light say to the other? "Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
What did the DJ name his son?
Eric.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?
The Name.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?