Short jokes
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
penis balls cum <3
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
My life...
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.