Short jokes
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
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My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
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Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Evan
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”