Short jokes
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Guess what?
Good guess.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"