Short jokes
All Asians look the same.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Black people run fast.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
Talk to me if you are online.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
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Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."