Short jokes
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
I bought drugs today.
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Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.