Short jokes
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Female Rights?
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
Sans
I can't with these, LMAOO!
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.