Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Short Jokes
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
Fucking Windows updates!
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.