I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Short Jokes
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.