Short jokes
Bread?
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
This website hahahahahahaha!
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
I'm Gay.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!