Short jokes
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Technoblade
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
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Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Mayonnaise marry me?
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.