Short jokes
It's Caesar salad.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
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What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
Why did the zebra cross the road?
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.