Short jokes
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
Your mum gay, lol.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?