Short jokes
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.