Short jokes
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Need for seed.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Haymoohay?
Yooo, D.K. here!
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
It's me, the Joje.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Walmart (DYM 73).
Alya, do you have Discord?
GURL
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?