Short jokes
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
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Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
He's in a wheelchair.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.