Short jokes
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.