What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
Short Jokes
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Like if you are a simp.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.