Short jokes
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Emo
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Talk to me if you are online.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Help me...
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.