Short jokes
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
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Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
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Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Nononono.
Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
When you still there?
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"