Short jokes
When you breathe.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
"Mitchnite burger."
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.