Short jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
There are more than 2 genders.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Suc my dic