This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Short Jokes
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.