Short jokes
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
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Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Batman vs Superman?
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.