Short jokes
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Dan, I'd bent.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot: