Short jokes

What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Be papered.

I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Cause I am Batman!

First (DYM 68).

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

Ads? More like bads.

Saw (DYM 69).

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

P.S. Please comment and like!

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

RIP Candace.

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Who’s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!