Short jokes
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
1 hour challengeeee.
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Your (DYM 6).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Guys, add me in Discord.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!