Short jokes
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
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I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
I pregnoot.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
I ate Nemo.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!