Short jokes

Short jokes

Number

I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

Sike, that's the wrong number!

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Woman

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

Misfortune

Today; worst day ever.

My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.

Shit

What's harder than taking a shit?

Trying to take a shit while constipated!

Vegetable

The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Bunny

Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!

Wall

Why does Trump build a wall?

There’s such a thing as a ladder.

Abortion

What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?

Her abortion.

Curry

At what speed is the curry going at?

In a hurry to the curry, man!

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