What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Short Jokes
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"