Short jokes
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Dan, I'd bent.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
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I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Explain bear.