Short jokes
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
I air.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Bender.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
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Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
The sun is already bright, stupid!
The joke about is stupid.