Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Short Jokes
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.