Short jokes
Your d*** size...
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
No no no no no no!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
BAD!!!!!!
Yeoooo.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?