Short jokes
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Alles tut weh.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
What is this anyway?
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
300? You are a 3.0.
What do you read on Halloween?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?