Short jokes
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
My PC.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
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Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
A Ford?
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
You. You're the joke.