Short jokes
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Lettuce ketchup.
Bread?
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
This website hahahahahahaha!
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
I'm Gay.