Short jokes
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Y'all ass fr fr.