Short jokes
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
A rhombus.
Dolly (DYM 79).
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Parton (DYM 80).
Blake drinks Coke.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo momma so fat!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Hey, Alya.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.