Short jokes
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
This is not a joke.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Your d*** size...
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
No no no no no no!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
El, can you grab me that bow?