Short jokes
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.