Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Short Jokes
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
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What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
Why did the zebra cross the road?
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
Suck my ass, guys!
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)