Short jokes
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Hoi!
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.