Short jokes

What did Kobe say to the helicopter?

"Don't crash!"

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

A black cat will be racist next.

As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?

How to silence a black protester at a rally?

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵

LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA

I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

Once you've had the mother,

Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

It's a Italy day outside the fields.

What is the best time to eat dinner?

When you're hungry.

Americans leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.