Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Short Jokes
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
"Hey babe!"
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?