Short jokes
@M3GAN fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucufkcucufkcuckfucufkcufcfufkcufkcuckfucufkf you
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Why drink water and not bleach?
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent