Short jokes
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.