Short jokes
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.