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I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What's up with airline food?
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.