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Short Jokes
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.