Short jokes
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Explain bear.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."