Short jokes
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
I didn’t do that.
Labor party.
Know (DYM 24).
straight (DYM 26)
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Gwen, can we please chat? 😊
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.