Short jokes

Short jokes

Solution

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Irony

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

Rally

How to silence a black protester at a rally?

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.

Child

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

Mom

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

Bag

🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵

LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA

I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

Mom

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

Japan

Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.

Bomber

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈

Threat

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!