Short jokes
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Bumpkin boy.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
I ate a man because he was dead!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Fard.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!