Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
Short Jokes
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Suiiiii!
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
I bought drugs today.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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