Short jokes
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.