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Short Jokes
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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
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How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
I ate Nemo.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
I pregnoot.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.