Short jokes
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
"Soph, can we talk?"
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
When you still there?
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."