Short jokes
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
What do you call a racist community? America.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
Your mum gay, lol.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
"Black midget porn is in 911."