Short jokes
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
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