Short jokes
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.