Short jokes
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...