What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
Short Jokes
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
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