Short jokes

Short jokes

Water

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

Job

Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job.

Price

I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!

Penis

Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...

It's too hard.

Doctor

I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!

Clock

Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?

It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.

Penis

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

Rape

What did Saskia say to Brandon?

Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"

Tower

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

Name

Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!

Good

Wise

Enough

Nice

Mean meaning of the name Gwen!

Grumpy

Words

Enough

Nasty

Baby

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock.