Short jokes
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.