Short jokes
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
All Asians look the same.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Lachlan
Whet
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.