Short jokes
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
Six one.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!