Short jokes
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
You. You're the joke.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
A Ford?
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
mnvsdvmsdnva.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
Your AMAMA.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.