Short jokes
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Nah, they eat emo meals.