Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Short Jokes
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Mayonnaise marry me?
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.