Short jokes
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Where's your off button?
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!