Short jokes

What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?

Being a bitch.

What do orphans play on Roblox?

Adopt Me.

What is the legal term for shoplifting?

10 fingers discount.

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

What do the initials UAW stand for?

United Awesome Whores.

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

Explain bear.

Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

What do you call a cold Explain bear?

A brrr.

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?

Family Guy.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.