Short jokes
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
When you still there?
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
I didn’t do that.
Labor party.
Know (DYM 24).
Dan, I'd bent.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.