Short jokes
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Hoi!
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!