Short jokes
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Why Jake?
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Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
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Wish jokers.
I give homework.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Get noob.
Are you peeling well?
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
We gotta work ahead, people!
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.