Short jokes
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
Yo cuando no hago la tarea.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.