Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Short Jokes
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
