Short jokes
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Chinmey?
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Read my name.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.