Short jokes
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
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I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Doin (DYM 4)
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Your (DYM 6).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Guys, add me in Discord.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.