Short jokes

Short jokes

Pee

Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.

Elephant

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Vegetable

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Turkey

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

Elephant

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

Cyclist

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.