Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Short Jokes
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Chinmey?
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
