Short jokes
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Hello.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
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I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
My Butterfingers slipped.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.