Short jokes
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
He pimples?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.