Short jokes
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I'll really mist ya.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.