Short jokes
Need for seed.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Yooo, D.K. here!
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
1 hour challengeeee.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.