Short jokes
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
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I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
I air.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
The joke about is stupid.