Short jokes

Short jokes

Shrek

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

Frog

What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?

A frog in a blender.

Man

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

Raid

RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos

Song

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

Sex

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

Orphan

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!