Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Short Jokes
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Hodor.
Hot water look a**.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
ASDA.
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Get noob.
Are you peeling well?
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
