God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Short Jokes
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.
I weeee is?
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
