Short jokes

Short jokes

Mama

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Beer

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

Milk

I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

Dryer

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

Life

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

Difference

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because their parents aren't there to watch them!

Cunnilingus

What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?

One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.

Category

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

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Blood

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*