Short jokes
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
went (DYM 134).
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Grass for lash.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
RTG iceberg?
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*