Short jokes
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Stig
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
ISI?
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Show yourself.
Champagne
Orphan, sorry.