Short jokes
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Ily.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"