Short jokes
Life.
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
I air.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Bender.