Short jokes
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?