Short jokes

Short jokes

Stupid

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Elephant

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Vegetable

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Time

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

Burden

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

Pollen

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

Conflict

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

Post

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

Orphan

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l