Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Short Jokes
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Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
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You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
