Short jokes
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
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I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?