Short jokes

Short jokes

People

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Head

Man 1: Knock knock.

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: Ice.

Man 2: Ice who?

Man 1: I crushed your head.

Education

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because their parents aren't there to watch them!

Difference

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.