Short jokes

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.

You look easy to draw.

The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

I wonder how many people read this wrong.

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.

Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?

Dad: . . .

What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.