Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Short Jokes
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
My live.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
I don't have time to write this joke.
What's up with airline food?
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
