Short jokes

Short jokes

Wisdom

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

Mama

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Hospital

Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?

Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.

Soap

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

Batman

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

Fact

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Emo

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

School

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

Emo

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Friend

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?