Short jokes
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
You are in the airway, how funny!
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
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Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
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Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
¿Hola, quién es?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What is you you?
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.