Short jokes

Short jokes

Teacher

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

Stealth

What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?

They can't be way too loud.

Demon

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Teacher

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

Difference

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

Whale

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Pork

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

Ugliness

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."