Short jokes
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?