Short jokes

Short jokes

Cunnilingus

What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?

One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.

Whale

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Power

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

Pork

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

Knife

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Orphan

I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.

Friend

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

ACE

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.