Short jokes
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
S, ss, slalom. A.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
What is ioooooooo?
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
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Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.