Short jokes
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Parademic
Kidloland
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Cause I am Batman!
First (DYM 68).
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!