Short jokes
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
My mom picked my major.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!