Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Short Jokes
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Nutty.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
