Short jokes
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.