Short jokes
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Biden did 9/10.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.