Short jokes
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.