Short jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Explain bear.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.