What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Short Jokes
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
I'll really mist ya.
Alles tut weh.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
You're just big and good.
#shorts
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
