Short jokes
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Show yourself.
Orphan, sorry.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.