Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Short Jokes
Roddy Rick Dalby
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
A rhombus.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Ariana-Chat now!
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Sure?
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
