Short jokes
1 hour challengeeee.
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Fard.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Bumpkin boy.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
I ate a man because he was dead!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.