Short jokes
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
t Vuhy;.8ol,9ij.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.