Short jokes
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
DJ Croos joke.
Gvvvvvvvuhhgh.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!