Short jokes
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.