Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Short Jokes
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Blake drinks Coke.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo momma so fat!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
