Short jokes
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
300? You are a 3.0.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.