Short jokes

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.

What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?

Oranges because they have vitamin C.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

I'm about to cum!

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.

There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.

It's a canariel disease, untweetable.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.