Short jokes
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Six one.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.