Short jokes
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.