Short jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."