I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Short Jokes
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why does America have more guns than people?
I found your parent!
