Short jokes
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
2 times 4 equals 18?
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"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.