Short jokes
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.