Short jokes
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Ayo fake guy.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.