Short jokes

Short jokes

Kid

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

School

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Wife

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

Wife

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

Grandma

I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.

Hairline

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

Idk

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

Mum

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

Cigarette

How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?

U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂

Hippie

How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.