Short jokes

Short jokes

Soap

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

Batman

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

Emo

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

School

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

Friend

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

Orphan

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

Mike

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

Barb

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

Weapon

Why can't weapons play baseball?

Because they need to get to home base.

Stork

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

Ip address

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.