Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Ryurhg.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Bleach!
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Where's your off button?
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.