Short jokes
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?
"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.