Short jokes
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
He pimples?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
"We are Number one."
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!