Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
Short Jokes
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Ayo fake guy.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
These jokes crash and burn.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
