The Hungry Termite

A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. Termites eat wood. He's asking if the bar's wood is soft enough to chew, not looking for the guy mixing drinks. You probably struggle with door handles, don't you?

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