Short jokes
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
What is this anyway?
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
This joke here is the worst.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?