Short jokes
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Heil Kyle!
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha