Short jokes
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why does America have more guns than people?
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.