Short jokes
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!