Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Short Jokes
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
