Short jokes
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.