Short jokes
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Bruh.
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
There is no joke.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Hi dude!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"