Short jokes
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Never got a mother's love, lol.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.