"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Short Jokes
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
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