Short jokes
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
GTA 6