Short jokes
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
I’m a paki nonse.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.