Short jokes
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
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Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
dik.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.