Short jokes
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
This is not a joke.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!