Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
Short Jokes
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
dik.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
