Short jokes

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey.

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

You're adopted.

I like chips.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

Five (DYM 123).

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.