Short jokes
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
97 percent of women...
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.