Short jokes
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Robyn Olive in 10.