Short jokes

Short jokes

DJ

Why did the DJ go to jail?

Because he dropped the bass too hard!

Ash

What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.

It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.

Grandpa

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

Flame

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Step

Steps to win a Nerf war:

Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.

Step 2. Load hollow points.

Step 3. Win!

God

God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:

God: No, I donโ€™t want to.

Emo

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

Train

Why didnโ€™t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

Sister

Whatโ€™s worse than banging your sister?

Having to wear your dadโ€™s wedding ring.

Name

You know my first name, but donโ€™t worry about it; youโ€™ll only be screaming my first.

Lesbian

Why can lesbians not drive cars?

They always strap the wrong thing on.

Bender

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

Mom

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.