Short jokes
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I donโt want to.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why didnโt the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Whatโs worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dadโs wedding ring.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
You know my first name, but donโt worry about it; youโll only be screaming my first.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.