Short jokes
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
I sat on a chair.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
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I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
I am a motherfucker.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.