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Short Jokes
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
