Short jokes
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.