Short jokes
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Google 'dancing Israelis'.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.