Short jokes
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Suck my cheetah.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!