Short jokes
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Any more song suggestions?
He got a paper cut and bled out.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
AOT > ur fav anime.