Short jokes
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Which month is the bus? December.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!