What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Short Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Why drink water and not bleach?
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
