Short jokes
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!