Short jokes
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Mushroom.
Oh, you're jealous now.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.