Short jokes
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Wow, no SP jokes?
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.