What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Short Jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Kms.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
